The Salty
Witch
Where flavor becomes magic
🌿
Where flavor becomes magic
The Salty Witch is your kitchen’s secret spellbook — custom spice blends that hit bold, balanced, and unforgettable. From weeknight wins to “how did you make this?!” moments, we blend every jar like a ritual: premium ingredients, zero filler, all vibe.
Three ways to bring a little witchcraft into your day:
Our Signature Collection
The ones that started it all — unapologetically bold and flying off shelves at every market.
Best Seller
"My family thinks I learned to cook. It's just Chicken Shit."
Savory herbs meet bold spices — your poultry's new best friend.
Fan Favourite
"Best hot rub I've ever used on ribs. Perfect heat."
For the brave. Cayenne & sriracha heat that'll make your taste buds sing.
Party Starter
"A weekly ritual in our house now. Bread + Dip Shit = perfection."
The party starter. Italian herbs that turn olive oil into pure magic.
Vegan-Friendly
"On popcorn is life-changing. Not exaggerating."
Umami meets herbs. Nutritional yeast creates addictive, cheesy depth.
📅 March 2026 • Limited Offering
One spice. One tea. One spa ritual. Curated every month to match the season — March brings renewal, green energy, and the first bloom of spring. While supplies last.
✨ March Bundle of the Month
Spring is stirring. This month's bundle is built around renewal — a bold, herby spice to wake up your kitchen, a garden-green tea to settle your mind, and a floral bath steep to soften your body as the season turns.
⏰ New bundle drops the 1st of every month. April's is already in the works.
🧂 Spice Blend
Green Man's Golden Blessing
Italian herbs + nutritional yeast. On pasta, popcorn, roasted veg — everything.
🍵 Green Tea
Monatty's Garden: David's Blend
Gunpowder green, green apple, red clover & Maldon sea salt. Inner stillness.
🛁 Bath Steep
Old World Rose Steep
Floral, mineral bath ritual. The perfect end to a long March day.
Missed a past bundle? Contact us — we sometimes have extras.
Try our enchanted collections with these curated sampler boxes!
Discover the essence of our culinary magic collection!
✨ 2 seasonal spice blends (2oz. each)
✨ 1 enchanted margarita salt (2oz.)
✨ 2 exclusive recipe cards
✨ Surprise dessert sample
Perfect for exploring our spice collection or as a gift for the culinary enthusiast!
$19.99
(Try our best-sellers in one box!)
One-time purchase • Not a subscription
Experience the magic of all three mystical margarita salts!
✨ 2oz. Moonlit Citrus Salt
✨ 2oz. Enchanted Fire Salt
✨ 2oz. Mystic Garden Salt
Perfect for exploring all three flavors or gifting to a cocktail enthusiast!
$15.00
(Try all three flavors at a great value!)
One-time purchase • Not a subscription
Experience the magic of self-care and wellness!
We're crafting something truly magical for your wellness ritual. This sampler will feature handcrafted salt scrubs, luxurious bath salts, and soothing herbal blends.
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Born in a Michigan kitchen, refined at every farmers market. Bold enough to name themselves "Shit" — because boring blends don't deserve shelf space.
"Turned me into a cook overnight."
The OG. A savory, herby masterpiece that turns ordinary poultry into something extraordinary. Perfect on chicken, turkey, roasted vegetables, and eggs.
"Perfect smoke and heat on ribs."
For the heat seekers. We took Chicken Shit and cranked the fire to eleven with cayenne and sriracha. Ribs, wings, and anything that needs a fiery kick.
"The only dip at every party now."
The ultimate party starter. Italian herbs meet savory perfection — mix with olive oil for bread dipping, or blend into cream cheese for instant gourmet dip.
"Vegan magic. On everything."
Elevate everyday meals with this all-purpose blend. Italian herbs meet the irresistible umami of nutritional yeast — pasta, popcorn, roasted veggies, everything.
From smoky-complex to bright-herby, each specialty blend was born from a craving we couldn't find anywhere else. 4oz of pure kitchen adventure.
"Smoky and complex in the best way."
Smoky chipotle paprika with a whisper of heat. Perfect for grilling, roasting, and adding depth to any dish that needs a touch of fire.
Soul Shine is a radiant, multi-dimensional blend designed to transmute mundane meals into vibrant rituals of light and flavor. Crafted with a "kitchen witch" intent, this seasoning balances the sharp clarity of Citric Acid and Mustard with the protective, warming fire of Crushed Red Pepper and Garlic.
A buttery garlic herb blend straight from an ancient cookbook. Transforms bread, pasta, and vegetables into something truly spellbinding.
Embrace your inner basic. Warm autumn spices perfect for lattes, baked goods, oatmeal, and everything cozy. Pumpkin spice, but make it witchy.
"Pickle lovers, this is your blend."
Pickle lovers, rejoice! Tangy dill meets savory spices. Amazing on fish, potatoes, popcorn, and anywhere you want that irresistible pickle punch.
"Like cooking in Paris."
Ooh la la! Classic French herbs de Provence with a romantic twist. Elevate chicken, fish, roasted vegetables, and bread to Parisian heights.
One packet, one unforgettable dish. Seasonally crafted, instructions included — restaurant-quality results with zero guesswork. Stock up while they last.
A holiday ham spell! Warm cinnamon, cloves, and brown sugar create a magnificent crusty glaze. Instructions included for effortless magic.
The protective armor your prime rib deserves. Apply generously and let the flavors deepen overnight for a perfectly seasoned, showstopping roast.
Answer a few questions about who you are and how you move through the world — we'll hand-blend a tea as singular as your thumbprint, paired with your personal Astrological Wellness Guide.
Invest $10 (shipping included) to unlock your personal Mystical Steep Study. This covers your two-bag sampler and your handcrafted Astrological Wellness Guide.
Once purchased, a short questionnaire unlocks below. Tell us about your intentions, your season, your flavor soul — the details that make you, you.
We hand-blend your custom tea, pair it with your personal Wellness Guide, and ship it straight to your door. Then reorder your box of 12 anytime.
Hand-blended to match your energy, intentions, and taste — completely unique to you.
A personalized guide showing how to steep, sip, and soul-search — aligned to your chart.
$10 includes everything — your sampler, your guide, and shipping anywhere in the US.
Tea is more than a drink — it's a conversation with yourself. By sharing your current intentions, we select the botanicals and mineral salts that align with your energy. Your blend will be one-of-a-kind.
Purchase your Mystical Steep Study above ($10 including shipping) to unlock your personalized questionnaire.
Answer the following questions and we will craft a blend of tea as unique as your own thumbprint. Take your time — the more you share, the more personal your blend will be.
Your answers will be emailed to our blenders at [email protected].
We'll craft your blend with intention and ship it with care. ✦
Assam Black Tea • Black Lava Salt
A bold, empowering brew for the resilient soul. Robust Assam Black Tea balanced with the dark sweetness of Mulberry and resinous Rosemary, finished with vibrant Cornflowers and our signature Black Lava Salt. Reclaim your power. Savor your victories.
Gunpowder Green Tea • Maldon Sea Salt
A lush, whimsical tribute to the resilience of the human spirit. Vibrant Gunpowder Green Tea layered with tart Green Apple, grounding Red Clover and Nettle, fragrant Rosemary, and a crisp touch of Maldon Sea Salt. Cultivate inner stillness.
Once you've found your signature blend, stock up. Each box includes 12 individually wrapped tea bags of your custom blend — ready to ship, ready to sip. Your ritual, on repeat.
Your at-home reset button — mineral-rich, aromatherapy-forward, and a little bit unhinged (in the best way). Crafted to turn an ordinary shower or bath into a full-body exhale: clearer head, softer skin, looser shoulders, and that "I can face the world again" glow.
From spa-grade shower steamers built with high-potency menthol crystals, to clean-rinsing salt scrubs that polish without leaving your tub slick, to apothecary-style bath steeps — everything here is indulgent, effective, and easy.
Turn your shower into a eucalyptus cloud. High-potency menthol crystals and kaolin clay anchor the scent — breathe deep and let the steam do the work.
Mineral-rich polish that rinses completely clean. Emulsified with Polysorbate 80 so oils wash away — glow up without the slippery aftermath.
Apothecary-style mineral soaks for tired muscles and quieter minds. Dissolves beautifully, softens water, nourishes skin — a tranquil spa escape at home.
Welcome, flavor-seeker, to the enchanted kitchen of Amy & Kory — where every blend is stirred with intention, kissed with curiosity, and finished with a whisper of witchy wonder.
Keeper of moonlit herbs and intuitive alchemist of taste — she gathers the wild, the fragrant, and the forgotten to build flavor that feels like a charm.
Protector of the hearth and conjurer of balance — he grinds, blends, and coaxes each ingredient into harmony so every jar tastes intentional, bold, and complete.
Together, they craft spellbinding blends designed not only to season your dishes, but to enchant your senses, awaken your rituals, and turn everyday meals into moments of magic.
Each jar is a charm. Each blend is a blessing. Each sprinkle… a spark.
At The Salty Witch, we believe every meal holds a little bit of magic — and we’re here to help you stir it to life. Our specialty spice blends are crafted for cooks who crave flavor, creativity, and a touch of whimsy in their kitchens.
Blending culinary craftsmanship with mystical inspiration, we transform simple ingredients into enchanting experiences. Every jar is filled with premium spices, intentional flavor pairings, and a sprinkle of witchy wonder — built to elevate your cooking and spark your imagination.
The Salty Witch was born from the belief that cooking is a ritual — a moment to create, nourish, and connect. We blend small-batch craftsmanship with a witchy aesthetic so flavor meets folklore, quality meets creativity, and the everyday cook becomes a kitchen conjurer.
From bold, aromatic salts to whimsical seasonal blends, our collections are made for those who love to experiment, savor, and celebrate the magical moments that happen around the table.
Whether you’re a food lover, home cook, wellness seeker, or gift giver, The Salty Witch has something designed to delight your senses and spark joy in your daily rituals.
To enchant kitchens everywhere with premium, handcrafted blends infused with creativity, flavor, and a touch of witchy magic. Every blend we craft is a spell of its own — made with intention, care, and an appreciation for the magic in everyday meals.
To become the leading mystical-themed food brand delivering high-quality culinary products that inspire creativity and delicious experiences. We’re building more than a spice company — we’re creating a community of kitchen witches, flavor lovers, and curious cooks who believe the right blend can transform anything.
Whether you’re brewing a simple supper or crafting a feast worthy of a full moon celebration, we’re here to bring enchantment to your everyday cooking.
Welcome to The Salty Witch — where flavor becomes magic.
Have questions about our blends, brews, or salty spa rituals? You’re in the right place. Here are the most common questions we get about spices, tea, and Salty Spa goodies.
Yes. We focus on premium, natural ingredients and intentional flavor pairings — no artificial colors, preservatives, or filler powders.
Our spice blends are typically hand-filled in 3–4 oz jars (varies slightly by blend). Tea and Salty Spa items may vary by product type. If you ever need a specific weight for gifting or events, just reach out.
Most blends love hot (not boiling) water and a good steep. As a simple starting point: 1–2 tsp per cup, steep 4–7 minutes, then adjust to your taste. Some blends are delicious iced — brew strong, cool, and pour over ice.
Our Salty Spa items are made for easy rituals: steamers go on the shower floor (not in the drain stream) so the aroma blooms with the steam; steeps are soakables for bath or foot rituals; scrubs are for gentle exfoliation and soft-skin magic.
Hot Shit is a medium-high heat blend — bold, warming, and addictive without being reckless. If you’re heat-sensitive, start with a light sprinkle and build from there.
We ship our magical goods throughout the United States. Most orders arrive within 5–7 business days after shipping (timing can vary during peak seasons).
If you’re not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right with a refund or exchange.
Absolutely. Email [email protected] and we’ll help you create a custom gift set — spices, teas, spa goodies, or a mix of all three.
We’d love to partner with you. Reach out to discuss wholesale opportunities and bringing The Salty Witch to your shelves.
We pop up at craft shows and farmers markets throughout Michigan. Check our Facebook page for our current market schedule and upcoming events.
We’re happy to help — email us at [email protected] and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.
Have questions about our mystical blends? Want to know where to find us?
